Please don’t counter.
For as long as you have dudes, I’m dead.
You make the sound of riffling, and act like you are winning.
But I need to kill your dude.
And I need to kill your dude.
Open fire, gonna tap three mana and kill your dude…
…also 40k, quizzes, flavour, hot garbage. Devastatingly good fun.
We’re catching up with a young aetherborn called Yahenni in this week’s MTG fiction review. He’s only four, but he has minutes before he falls apart and oozes aether everywhere…what to do? Find out in this episode, as well as getting the answers to some new-player questions, Aether Revolt spoiler review, MTG card quiz, Flavour Text, Hot Garbage, Aaron Graham’s Premonitions, and all your Neets and Twooze necessities.
The boys are back in town! From Manchester, to New York, to Lynwood – finally, the MTG crew is all in one place and blowing each other’s minds within minutes of starting this episode. There’s more Kaladesh riffing than an aetherpunk acoustic market band, MTG card Quiz, Flavour Text, Hot Garbage, and everything you need to know to get your head into the wrong place for this weekend’s KLD pre-release…BOOM!
Stay tuned after the outro for a world first ‘Dustermond’ bust-a-booster…delivered in German.
Oath of the Gatewatch has arrived and there’s more angry planeswalkers than the last time air stewardesses went on strike. Like most portly gamers we’re used to adjusting our waistbands, but now we have to watch our wastelands as well. To help deal with this dilemma, Aaron Graham joins debut-7LandHander Kai Griffiths in busting a booster, talking about learning the game as a new player – we even have a couple of special guests and an enigmatic-easter-egg-mash-up.
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It’s our monthly MTG flavoured 7LandHand podcast. In this episode we take a glance forward to Oath of the Gatewatch…and look even further into the future, with yellow tinted contacts on, at Shadow over Innistrad. We play MTG card quiz and Flavour Text, there’s Hot Garbage, Neets and Twooze and…yes, there are premonitions.
This episode has been published ahead of schedule. During December, due to loads of cool interviews and other content, we’re aiming to provide you with a podcast every week.
Julius Caeser, Napolean and Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief – all well known historical Commanders. Lyle Anwar joins a depleted pod to school us on the basics of MTG Commander, he gives a breakdown of the 2015 sets and provides his rating on which decklist will give you the best chance of success in your first Commander game. Also, MTG card quiz and your Neets and Twooze.
Expeditions into Zendikar have been happening for over a fortnight, and within that time there’s been a Sydney GP, a Star Wars trailer and a stupid Gran Turismo movie idea has been announced. At least two of these events, and some other stuff, are all discussed in today’s show. A booster is busted that provokes disagreement, MTG card quiz, hot garbage, flavour text and Aaron Graham’s premonitions are also here.
How does it all fit inside your pod dock?
You’ve only just cracked your BFZ pre-release packs and here we are with some 7LH pro-tips. Rob and Lyle analyse cards from the new Battle for Zendikar set. It’s a crazy post-Theros-World of bombs and dark-horses.
No M16s here, this is a pod of peace, and to get to the core of this one, Keayn and Rob pop into the pod. It’s the last core set, Magic: Origins. The lads discuss what’s hot, what’s not, mechanics and how to approach your pre-release pack if you’re a new player. Oh, and we’re all sick…so, please excuse the phlegm.
Next Episode: 7LandHand: Dinner Party Grab Bag. Next release date: 20th July 2015.
This is the Monster Anniversary show – we filled the pod with pizza, beer, the people that have made 7LandHand what it is, and headed for a galaxy far, far way.
Sarah does a quiz, Scott Free’s Gaming Year in Review, The Meatdesk, Thabo cameos, Jess and Sarah draw the winners of the store Garruk displays and the show degrades into a Polukranos fuelled nonsense.
Next Episode: 7LandHand Extra: Fate Reforged Spoilers. Next release date: 5th January 2014.