Please don’t counter.
For as long as you have dudes, I’m dead.
You make the sound of riffling, and act like you are winning.
But I need to kill your dude.
And I need to kill your dude.
Open fire, gonna tap three mana and kill your dude…
…also 40k, quizzes, flavour, hot garbage. Devastatingly good fun.
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