Straight outta Vraska’s Contempt and into your ears, it’s Ixalan Fo’ Real. How has Ixalan twisted standard into a thorny cutlass? We answer your questions on such matters before looking at the main decks in standard. There’s the quiz stuff, the busta stuff, the hot garbage stuff, and everything GGMC as we reveal the state and US champions for the Good Games Magic Championships.
See you in PAX folks…
Here’s a podcast to give all other podcasts +1/+1, it’s the pre-pre-release Ixalan spoiler show! It sounds like poetry read by a warrior named, Huatli. We do listener questions and give-away our last ‘Hour of Devastation’ booster. Aaron and Kai lock Ceratop horns in MTG Card Quiz and Flavour Text. As with all good Magic the Gathering shows, we have 40 seconds of 40K with 40 Kai. Big news in Neets and Twooze…and Hot garbage and Premonitions are a bust, for different reasons.
It’s our 100th show!! We’re down a Kai, but up a Keayn with his resourceful return. Dr HOU fans rejoice! We respond to your questions, get a whole bunch of retro boosters busted, Travis is back from WotC R&D with a card (see below) that missed the HOU cut, MTG card quiz (it’s a real quiz), Flavour Text, talk GoT for way too long, Neets and Twooze…boom, boom, boom…even an easter egg.
Do rot do rot doooooooo!!!
Please don’t counter.
For as long as you have dudes, I’m dead.
You make the sound of riffling, and act like you are winning.
But I need to kill your dude.
And I need to kill your dude.
Open fire, gonna tap three mana and kill your dude…
…also 40k, quizzes, flavour, hot garbage. Devastatingly good fun.
It’s a magic show with more segments than Tezzeret’s body armour. Live news streams in during the show about all the forthcoming changes, bans, releases, and the imminent death of Gideon. That last bit might not be true, but we’re reading it in as a definite maybe. Get your ears on this pod – someone wins a booster, and next month that could be you.
Magic, Mayhem, Manilla…Amonkhet, it’s all enclosed inside the shiny packaged goodness of 7LandHand Episode #93. What you didn’t see coming was ’40 seconds, of 40K, with 40 Kai’ – A brand new segment that joins listener questions, busta-boosta (with a winner of the pack), Hot Garbage, Premonitions, Neets and Twooze…all the MTG quiz stuff (because it’s a real quiz) and Manglehorn, the real story.
Get it in your ears.
Amonkhet is almost upon us like a forty-foot high desert storm of MTG cards, Egyptian Princesses and rampaging camels. We bust our final Aether Revolt booster – and someone wins it plus a Masterpiece Chrome Mox – we review the AKH spoilt cards, play a unique MTG card quiz, flavour text, hot garbage, the muse pops by with premonitions and…oh my…inspired by the video broadcast of this recording, an original 7LandHand, listener song Easter egg.
Aaron’s back from Acapulco*, but Kai’s getting his fringe seen to. It’s a pod filled with Aether Revolt analysis and discussion. We busta-boosta, hear Aaron’s review of his envelope quiz, talk colour combos, banned cards, and Fatal Pushes.
All of this is bundled up with your 7LH staples like MTG card quiz (it’s a real quiz), Flavour Text, Hot Garbage and the muse drops by to tell us what lies in the future. We read your Neets and Twooze – listen out for your name to qualify for any of our ‘Hot Gar-badge’ range.
Aether Revolt pre-release is about to happen, and there’s so much to learn. Two-thirds of the 7LH MTG team jump into the pod while the other third sequins his speedos in Acapulco*. We pick through notable rares and mythics, Aaron leaves us ten AER cards that conceal three bad cards – can you pick the duds? We talk about the latest banned cards, there’s crazy combos, an MTG card quiz, flavour text, hot garbage, <breath>, week in geek…umm, Neets and Twooze…
We’re catching up with a young aetherborn called Yahenni in this week’s MTG fiction review. He’s only four, but he has minutes before he falls apart and oozes aether everywhere…what to do? Find out in this episode, as well as getting the answers to some new-player questions, Aether Revolt spoiler review, MTG card quiz, Flavour Text, Hot Garbage, Aaron Graham’s Premonitions, and all your Neets and Twooze necessities.