It’s our 100th show!! We’re down a Kai, but up a Keayn with his resourceful return. Dr HOU fans rejoice! We respond to your questions, get a whole bunch of retro boosters busted, Travis is back from WotC R&D with a card (see below) that missed the HOU cut, MTG card quiz (it’s a real quiz), Flavour Text, talk GoT for way too long, Neets and Twooze…boom, boom, boom…even an easter egg.
Do rot do rot doooooooo!!!
Please don’t counter.
For as long as you have dudes, I’m dead.
You make the sound of riffling, and act like you are winning.
But I need to kill your dude.
And I need to kill your dude.
Open fire, gonna tap three mana and kill your dude…
…also 40k, quizzes, flavour, hot garbage. Devastatingly good fun.
It’s a magic show with more segments than Tezzeret’s body armour. Live news streams in during the show about all the forthcoming changes, bans, releases, and the imminent death of Gideon. That last bit might not be true, but we’re reading it in as a definite maybe. Get your ears on this pod – someone wins a booster, and next month that could be you.
Magic, Mayhem, Manilla…Amonkhet, it’s all enclosed inside the shiny packaged goodness of 7LandHand Episode #93. What you didn’t see coming was ’40 seconds, of 40K, with 40 Kai’ – A brand new segment that joins listener questions, busta-boosta (with a winner of the pack), Hot Garbage, Premonitions, Neets and Twooze…all the MTG quiz stuff (because it’s a real quiz) and Manglehorn, the real story.
Get it in your ears.
Amonkhet is almost upon us like a forty-foot high desert storm of MTG cards, Egyptian Princesses and rampaging camels. We bust our final Aether Revolt booster – and someone wins it plus a Masterpiece Chrome Mox – we review the AKH spoilt cards, play a unique MTG card quiz, flavour text, hot garbage, the muse pops by with premonitions and…oh my…inspired by the video broadcast of this recording, an original 7LandHand, listener song Easter egg.
We asked for listener questions and BOOM, you gave them to us. This episode, whilst consumed with our answers, also contains lots of SHAKALAKAs, MTG Card Quiz, Flavour Text, Hot Garbage, Aaron Graham’s Premonitions, and a winner for the AER busted-booster in this show. We’ll get stuck into Amonkhet next time…boom-shakalaka.
Aaron’s back from Acapulco*, but Kai’s getting his fringe seen to. It’s a pod filled with Aether Revolt analysis and discussion. We busta-boosta, hear Aaron’s review of his envelope quiz, talk colour combos, banned cards, and Fatal Pushes.
All of this is bundled up with your 7LH staples like MTG card quiz (it’s a real quiz), Flavour Text, Hot Garbage and the muse drops by to tell us what lies in the future. We read your Neets and Twooze – listen out for your name to qualify for any of our ‘Hot Gar-badge’ range.
It’s the 3rd Annual 7LandHand Beer & Pizza Show. Live (on tape…which is a hard-drive) from the Cannington Good Games Ballroom. You’d think blending Matt and Kai would result in a Mai Tai. Yet no, this cocktail is a podcast of 2016 games in review and 2017 games in preview. We do Hot Scarbage, a play on our usual segment: Hot Garbage. The whole thing is framed by one of Matt’s classic quizzes.
Apologies for the lack of crowd mic, this will be resolved next year. Speaking of next year, keep the Beer & Pizza show in mind. We hope to expand these live shows and invite more of our regular listeners along to celebrate the year that was.
We’re catching up with a young aetherborn called Yahenni in this week’s MTG fiction review. He’s only four, but he has minutes before he falls apart and oozes aether everywhere…what to do? Find out in this episode, as well as getting the answers to some new-player questions, Aether Revolt spoiler review, MTG card quiz, Flavour Text, Hot Garbage, Aaron Graham’s Premonitions, and all your Neets and Twooze necessities.
Some of the exhibitors at the Inventors’ Fair are starting to pack up their stands. A drift of chocolate wrappers, oozing with gas from vaping grubs, piles up against the end of an alley. Beneath the rubbish three silly boys hold mics…and record this pod.
It has an MTG card quiz, a review of the latest Magic fiction, Flavour text, and a reflection on Kaladesh in standard. Of course, you’ll also hear penny whistles, premonitions, neets, and twooze.
It’s not a masterpiece, but it is brown and shiny.